Nauti Novelty Gift Cards (NSFW) for Your Grandma

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Nauti Novelty Gift Cards (NSFW) for Your Grandma

10.00

Your choice of any Picus Dickus image on an A5 photo gift card.

The card will be delivered to your door with an A5 envelope and a selection of puns to choose from for different occasions (example below) for that image. The card is blank inside so you can write your own message, use or customise one of the puns and send to friends, partners or family members. [Contact the.picus.dickus@gmail.com for info on wholesale and stocking Picus Dickus items.]

For example The Christmas Gift Card puns to choose from are:

Birthday

Jesus Christ! It’s your birthday. I *hard*ly remembered

Sympathy

I hope this card might cheer you up in these hard times

Christmas

Wishing you a merry Christmas filled with tinsel and ballbles!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Here’s to another hard year!

Anniversary

I can’t believe it’s been a year, let’s whip the tinsel and ballbles out and celebrate!

Engagement, Wedding, Bridal Shower, Hen’s or Buck’s Party

You’re getting married! Let’s whip the tinsel and ballbles out and celebrate!

Thank You

Thank you for being there for me during these hard times. You’re an angel.

Friendship

You, my friend, are an angel.

Love

I think… I think I love you. I do! I love you! Let’s whip the tinsel and ballbles out and celebrate!

Congratulations

Congratulations! This is heavenly news!

Get Well

I’m sad to hear you’re not well. This must be a hard time for you.

Goodbye and Good Luck

I guess this is the long hard goodbye, may the angels be with you.

Retirement

Congratulations on shafting your job! It’s time to relax, after so many years of working so hard.

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